called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
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I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
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