The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
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Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
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I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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