Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
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You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
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He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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