"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
We had to coat check the pizza.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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