he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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