you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
my poor anus
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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