it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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