ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
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I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
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I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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