Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
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How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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