I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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