You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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