You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
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A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
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Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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