Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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