Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
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he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
I told him it was alright.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?