she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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