I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
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Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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