i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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