I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
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Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
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I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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