That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
