I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
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Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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