She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Randomize
