i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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