Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
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Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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