belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
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I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
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Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I can feel your judgement through the phone
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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