you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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