i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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