I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
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New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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