Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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