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so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
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I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
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I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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