I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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