she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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