i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
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hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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