I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
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be right there i have to get my cape
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I have fence marks all over my body
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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