I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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