YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
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All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
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He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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