You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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