I am puke
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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