I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
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