i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
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Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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