Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
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Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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