you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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