Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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