You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
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last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
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No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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