Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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