So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
the day after is always just damage control
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I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
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Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.