He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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