Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
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They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
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The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize