so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
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I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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