i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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