Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
