It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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