how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
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I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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