i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
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I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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